Archive for April, 2007

help wanted

29Apr07

Mrs. Moretti was a 5-foot, somewhat plump, frazzled gray hair 60-year-old battleaxe who made my dishwashing life misery but cried when I left her restaurant after two summers of working for her. She and her husband owned three restaurants, and she had three sons managing them. She knew the prices of everything, and had a [...]


I termed it “clothes spam” when I came back downstairs and saw Karen. Not spam as in that junk email we all get, but rather a representation of the canned and oft-avoided foodstuff from which the term is derived.


I found this helpful advice on a blog called ishbadiddle (http://triptronix.net/ishbadiddle/): “I’m having trouble getting my ketchup out of the bottle in a timely manner. Do you have any suggestions?” “First, make sure the cap is on tight. Then, holding the bottle upside-down, vigorously shake it from side-to-side, so that the top of the bottle [...]


Pork Pie

21Apr07

Karen wanted to buy the Mosquito Magnet. I suggested a large pig.


On the Friday night of our weekend anniversary trip to New York City last month, we took the N train down to Canal Street and walked east several blocks to Mulberry Street in search of Luna Restaurant. As we neared it, just north of Canal on the right side of the street, I understood why [...]



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